The Films of the 2000’s

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I got you babe.

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stephdub:

ac newman. the heartbreak rides. get guilty.

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DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2009 (Blame It on the Pop)

24

Today, I’m 24.

“Every once in a blue moon, something new comes along that scrambles your preconceptions.” - Unknown

“Every once in a blue moon, something new comes along that scrambles your preconceptions.” - Unknown

Immanuel created a weighted edge graph to figure out the bill.

Immanuel created a weighted edge graph to figure out the bill.

Me: So it’s 5 shots for $10, right?
Bennett: yeh totally, so 5 jäger shots?
Me: yes indeed, but wait, who’s going to drink the 5th one?
I run to the waitress
Me: make that 10.

Me: So it’s 5 shots for $10, right? Bennett: yeh totally, so 5 jäger shots? Me: yes indeed, but wait, who’s going to drink the 5th one? I run to the waitress Me: make that 10.

Although women often portray themselves as wanting to date kind, sensitive, and emotionally expressive men, the nice guy stereotype contends that, when actually presented with a choice between such a ‘nice guy’ and an unkind, insensitive, emotionally-closed, ‘macho man’ or ‘jerk,’ they invariably reject the nice guy in favor of his ‘so-called’ macho competitor.
— Urbaniak & Kilmann
women are a drug
— j

The proverbial last nail in the coffin... sigh.

  • Her: seriously
  • Her: you will find someone
  • Her: we are friends
  • Her: always will be
  • Her: nothing more
  • Her: but always will be friends
  • Her: dork
I really can’t wait, but at the same time don’t want it to start.

I really can’t wait, but at the same time don’t want it to start.

Some joker once said, “I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.”

Some joker once said, “I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it.”