when a guy says to you “gee friend, i just don’t get what everyone sees in Miss Zooey Deschanel”, you should punch them directly in the face, right in the nose, so he cries. and then you must stop being friends with that person.
you know the opposite of war? thats her. when you give a small child a balloon and they get that smile? thats zooey.
she could probably give Stephen Hawking a boner. uh muh guh.
Yes!
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