How do you spend $150,000 on clothes in two months? What did you buy? The original “Thriller” jacket off eBay?
— Jon Stewart, talking about Sarah Palin’s shopping spree.
I love the internet so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant. And then tweet about it.
I create iPhone apps. I made the awesomestest Tumblr iPhone app, please buy it so that I can go buy food).
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